I'm accepting Amazon gift cards for Black Friday!!!

SEND FAGGOTS!!!!  MAKE SURE MY WALLET STAYS FULL!!

One of my fags sent me a sample of this cologne...

...and now I fuckin' want it! This shit's expensive too, but that doesn't matter. That why I got you faggots! I WANT THIS NOW! I DESERVE THE BEST! SOMEONE BETTER ORDER THIS FROM MY WISHLIST:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/registry.html?ie=UTF8&id=2RV36N8YDYH0M&type=wishlist

I'm ready to drain a faggot!!

I'm in the mood to take! That means you faggots need to pay up and put me in a good mood! Which one of you faggots is going to do what it takes to make me happy??

Another $375 cash rape from fag Joe P!

This faggot is setting the bar for the rest of you! Last time I took over $700 in Amazon from it, and this time made it send me pure cash through Paypal! Pay attention slaves! This is what I expect AND deserve from all of you!

Another HUGE cash rape! Over $700 in Amazon from slave Joe P! Keep it coming faggots!